Welcome Lords, Ladies and Gentlemen.



Welcome Lords, Ladies and Gentlefolk.

This blog will be devoted to my literary and cosplay interests and stories set in my own alternative historical steampunk background. I hope people enjoy the stories, as much as I enjoy devising and writing them and that it stimulates their own artistic interests, entertains them or if nothing else fires their own imaginations.

A special note to new readers of this blog, the entries "Nation States" are gazetteers of the nations as they exist in the An Age of Steam, Steel and Iron background, each with a few remarks/observations about each nation as they exist within. Any post headed by the title containing the words "Story Snippet" or "Fragments" is a stand alone, snapshot of the background, they will be developed into fuller stories in future, but at present they serve to give the viewer/reader a measure of what this world is like, what is going on in it and who some of the players are. Full stories, will be headed by their title and a roman number, as they will generally be in several parts.

Comments, suggestions or remarks by readers are welcomed.

I would like to thank the following people:

Yaya Han, for getting me seriously interested in cosplay at a time when things were looking very glum for me back in 2006 with several extended stays in hospital due to illness, and motivating me to get actively involved.

Ashley Du aka UndeadDu, for her unfailing friendship and cheerful support since we first met in 2014 at the Hamilton Comic Con, and for being my Cosplay mentor and advisor.

Sara Marly, for her interest in and support for my writings, since we first met in 2016 at the Hamilton Comic Con and incidently helping me make up my mind to finally do this.

Stephen Thomson, my friend, for his advise and assistance with creating and setting up this blog.

Daniel Cote, my friend and co-worker for his advise and friendship over the years.

The People of the The Aegy's Gathering (particularly Jonathan Cresswell-Jones, Scott Washburn and Jenny Dolfen, all of whom I have kept in contact with over the years), who were brought together in friendship by a certain randomness of chance and a common interest in the Honor Harrington books and stayed together despite distance and the strains of life.


The People of the Wesworld Alternative History website, who gave me the opportunity to sharpen my writing and story telling skills while directing the affairs of Lithuania and briefly France during their 1930s timelines.

My parents Mary Ellen (1946 - 2019) and Logan, my siblings Adam and Danika and various friends both online and at work and play for putting up with me, encouraging and supporting me both in the very good times and the very bad times.

I remain as always yours very sincerely, your obedient servant, Matthew Baird aka Sir Leopold Stanley Worthing-Topper








Wednesday, May 20, 2020

A Question of Territorial Exchange (Part II)

Imperial and Royal Ministry of Foreign Affairs, Ballhausplatz, Vienna, Austria-Hungary, January 1889.



 "Quite honestly, I am still surprised the Spanish government is even willing to bring the matter up. They have had to surrender or sell off so much of their colonial empire over the last two centuries, that they have shown a very stubborn resistence to parting with anything they have left." Haymerle commented once again tugging on his side whiskers thoughtfully.

"Well, consider it from their point of view, the Ifni Protectorate is surrounded on three sides by the Sultanate of Morocco. They have considerablely more valuable and extensive territories in northern Morocco, on the south side of the Straits of Gibraltar and the Spanish Sahara: the Rio de Oro as they sometimes call it, to the south of Morocco, adjacent to the Spanish Canary islands. If they feel they have to sacrifice one of their three remaining African holding to concentrate on the other two, then Ifni is the one they can afford with the least investment in it both from a national and emotional point of view." Archduke Friedrich remarked as he considered the matter carefully.

"And it would not kick up too much of a fuss for us domestically to accept the offer, although offically, the cabinet-council is not interested in further colonial adventures of any kind, we have all the trouble we need here at home or in the colonial holdings we already have." Haymerle, picked up a map of northern Africa from the clutter of papers upon his desk. "That said, I really do not know much about the place so I am not at all sure I could get the cabinet and His Majesty to accept the idea. The Spanish still have not told me exactly what they want for it, yet."


Haymerle, passed the map to the Archduke, who nodded in agreement with the foreign minister's skeptical mood. Archduke Friedrich looked at the Ifni Protectorate map critically for some minutes before commenting.

 "Well it is a north African port, which would give us a station and stop off point on the Atlantic for our Navy and our Merchant Marine for other more important ports of call. I have briefly visited the place several times over the years. As I recall it is not an terribly exciting place, it's basically an enclave centered on the fishing port of Sidi Ifni with a few hundred square kilometers of sparsely populated hinterland surrounding it. That said, it is at least a quietly prosperous and largely contented place. I have never heard the Spanish having much problem administering the place. Though the Sultans of Morocco have had their eye on the protectorate though since the Spanish first put down roots there in the 1400s if I recall correctly."

"I imagine the Sultan will not enjoy the news that someone else might take over the place."

"I imagine not, but I think we can make such a deal acceptable to the Sultan's government, if we offer them some worthwhile economic or political incentives."



Haymerle frowned thoughtfully as he considered the matter once again, then sighed and tugged on his side whiskers.

"Well, I have sent for one of the former consul-generals we had assigned to the place, to give me some first hand information about the place and how it might be valuable to us. More importantly he can tell us, just how much trouble it will cause us locally if we do accept the Spanish offer. Assuming of course, we can actually convince His Majesty and the Cabinet-Council to accept the offer."

"When do you expect him?" Archduke Friedrich asked.

"Momentarily, actually. He is a naval officer, since Sidi Ifni did not require a full diplomatic offical, just someone to look after trade and the odd visiting Austro-Hungarian citizen or business group that might have cause to be in the enclave. He also looked after such military affairs as we had and as might be necessary in the region. He came back to Vienna last year and has been attached to the foreign ministry archives. He has been helping with the ongoing updates of the information dossiers, the ministry maintains on Morocco in particular and the West African affairs in general."

Wednesday, February 19, 2020

Attendence at the Kendal Ball (Part XIII)

Kendal Palace, Grosvenor Square, London, Great Britain: January 1886.

Ursula Wraithdale, eyed the languid, swaggering approach of Lord Roderick Crossley with scant favour, although she concealed it well enough from those immediately around her. Regis Crossley, however, after a life time's service in the diplomatic and consular corps was an expert reader of body language and facial expression. He realized exactly who Ursula was looking at, and knew instantly that it meant trouble. Sir Thomas Jameson's tightly controlled non-expression would have been warning enough to Regis, as he stood silently but supportive beside the duchess.

Sir Leo, warned by the announcement of Baron Landseer's arrival, had quietly but swiftly come back to the young duchess's side with the other six Wraithdale Estate trustees following close behind. They had just gotten within earshot when Ursula finished her welcome of the Baron Landseer and turned to greet his younger brother.

At that moment, Regis, noticed the Wraithdale Trustees materialized out of the throng of guests behind the Duchess of Kendal. Sir Leo was in the lead, flanked by Lady Penelope Wraithdale and Dame Daphne Cosgrave. Regis observed Duncan Foster, Sir Samuel Thistlewood, Alistair Scattergood and Philipa Fieldhouse followed close behind them. Foster was an accomplished and hardworking solicitor with graying, light brown hair, with a quiet, studious and methodical air to him. Gold spectacles topped his strong beak like nose, which along with his balding crown and long sideburns and muttonchops lent an inquisitive, scholarly air to him.

Thistlewood, was a craggy, hard featured man, dark haired and dark eyed with a short, bristling beard, who despite his great wealth as a businessman and investor and accomplishments as a serious inventor, engineer and scientist, never quite shed his working class origins nor had he ever tried. Thistlewood was the epitome of the hard working, serious but thoughtful self-made man, though without the arrogance of some of that bred. Regis also noted Thistlewood's heavily gloved hands, which covered the replacement mechanical appendages which replaced the fingers and wrists destroyed years ago by a few technological mishaps.

Scattergood, gave the impression to the casual observer of dandified elegance. While only of average height, he had a fit build and handsome, swarthy features framed by soft mouse brown grey hair and long sideburns. His handsome face was marked with an almost permanently amused expression fixed upon it. His grey eyes however were at this moment without their customary sardonic expression, they were alert, clear and watchful.

Fieldhouse, watched the unfolding scene with a disturbing almost reptile like calm, which was hardly surprising give her family background, Regis thought wryly. Philipa's father was an English born human but her Austrian mother had been a mix of human, Lemurian and Serpentine.Which was not as obvious as one would have thought, unless you knew what to look for. The dark glasses she habitually wore had slipped down slightly, revealing just a hint of her vivid yellow eyes with vertically slit black pupils. She had a strikingly olive completion which went with a willowy, lithe figure and equally exotic and strikingly beautiful facial features which were suggestive of her unusual li
neage.

"Lord Crossley, I do not believe you have made the acquaintance of Sir Thomas, before now?" Ursula asked suddenly with a decidedly mischievious expression playing upon her face. When Roderick, languidly if politely indicated that that was indeed the case. Ursula smiled even more disarmingly and then ushering Sir Thomas a pace or two forward so that he was standing directly beside her.

"Lord Crossley, allow me to introduce you to Sir Thomas Jameson, Captain of the Locke and Key Line, my fiance."

Saturday, December 14, 2019

A Question of Territorial Exchange (Part I)

 Imperial and Royal Ministry of Foreign Affairs, Ballhausplatz, Vienna, Austria-Hungary, January 1889.


Heinrich Karl Freiherr von Haymerle, the Austro-Hungarian foreign minister looked up from the rather puzzling packet of assorted diplomatic notes, papers and private letters sent to his office that morning by the Spanish Embassy, which cluttering his desk. The ornate, gilded wood doors of his office had opened quietly, and admitted his private secretary, Franz.

"His Imperial and Royal Highness, the Erzherzog Friedrich, is here to see you, Your Excellency." Franz said with some diffidence.

A moment later, the white-haired archduke entered the room himself, an expression of mild but thoughtful bemusement on his clean shaven features. Which Haymerle could quite understand, he himself had worn the same expression this morning when he had started reading his morning's correspondence and had to request a meeting with the Imperial and Royal Minister of the Marine and Colonies. 



Archduke Friedrich Ferdinand Leopold, was something of an irregularity amoungst the members of the House of Habsburg-Lorraine, to whom army careers were very much the norm: in that he was a highly professional and enthusiastic naval officer and took to his ministerial duties with a rare combination of zeal and effectiveness and enjoyed widespread popularity and respect both amoung his governmental peers and subordinates.

At sixty-eight, he had an accomplished naval and ministerial career behind him, having served in various capacities with the k.u.k. Kriegsmarine, as ship captain, squadron and fleet commander, naval commander-in-chief and naval minister. Although now grown grey in the service of his dynasty and his country, he had joined the Austrian Navy at the age of sixteen in 1837, and been involved in every crisis or war that Austria had experienced since. Archduke Friedrich had not lost his zest for active duty, his devotion to the interests of the Navy and doing his best in whatever assignment he was given by his sovereign.

"My apologies, Your Highness, for requesting this meeting so unexpectedly, but a matter of some interest and importance has come to my attention this morning." Haymerle tugged at his side whiskers uncertainly as he rose quickly to greet his fellow cabinet minister and gestured for him to take a seat in a comfortable arm chair before the desk.

"Your letter of this morning indicated you wanted to sound me out about something before approaching the cabinet and His Majesty, perhaps with us handling the matter in joint fashion, if I considered it prudent to do so." Archduke Friedrich remarked quietly as he took the proffered seat.

"That will be all, Franz, my thanks." Haymerle, remarked to his quiet secretary, who took the cue and left the two men alone to whatever business they had to discuss, both men heard the doors lock behind them as the secretary closed them.

"Yes." Haymerle continued still looking unsure how to proceed, Archduke Friedrich realized the matter must have been both unexpected and unusual to put the normal poised and accomplished diplomat off balance.

"I will presume for the moment that the matter involves, at the moment at least, the Foreign Office and the Navy?"

"Yes, and the Spanish Government, and our own cabinet colleges, eventually." Haymerle said abruptly, as he turned and picked up a envelope from the pile upon his desk. He passed it without another word, to the archduke. Friedrich took the envelope, removed and unfolded the pages of the letter within in it and began reading. His white eyebrows rose in surprise as he read, though his eyes remained thoughtful.

"I see, why you wanted to discuss this..." Archduke Friedrich said after several long moments of careful reflection. He settled back in the arm chair, putting the letter aside on the right arm of the chair, then looked up at the foreign minister.

"The question being, what do we do about this?" Friedrich remarked thumping the letter with the fingers of his right hand for emphasis.


Notes:
1) Erzherzog, Freiherr: German for the title of Archduke and Baron, respectively.

Wednesday, November 20, 2019

Memories of Past Conventions 2019 - Continued

Lord Hood, with assorted Whovians of the Canadian Doctor Who Society, Hamilton Comic Con.


Lord Worthing, with David Yost, aka Billy Cranston, the Blue Ranger of Mighty Morphing Power Rangers, Hamilton Comic Con.


Lord Hood and an Ashe of Overwatch Cosplayer, Hamilton ConBravo.


Lord Hood with Professional cosplayers AngelicLuka and ShadowStorm, Hamilton ConBravo.

Sunday, October 6, 2019

A Vision of the Future in 1895

What people of the 19th Century thought the future might look like.


"The age of great men is going; the epoch of the ant-hill, of life in multiplicity, is beginning." -- Henri-Frederic Amiel [Journal,1851]

Tuesday, August 27, 2019

Memories of Past Conventions 2019

A Classic Cylon cosplay from Battlestar Galactica, Fan Expo Toronto.


Lord Hood and Professional Cosplayer Violet Love as Wonder Woman, Fan Expo Toronto.


Lord Worthing and Professional Cosplayer Violet Love, Fan Expo Toronto.


Lord Hood and Professional Cosplayer Ivy Doomkitty as Velma, Fan Expo Toronto.


Lord Hood and Professional Cosplayer Kit Quinn as Daphne, Fan Expo Toronto.


Lord Hood and Professional Cosplayer Danielle DeNicola as Emma Frost, Fan Expo Toronto.


Lord Hood and Professional Cosplayers Onyxeia and King Tide as Red Sonja and Conan the Barbarian respectively, Fan Expo Toronto.


Lord Worthing,Lord Hood and Professional Cosplayer LeeAnna Vamp, Fan Expo Toronto.


Lord Worthing, Lord Hood and Professional Cosplayer Vickybunnyangel, Fan Expo Toronto.


Lord Hood, Lord Worthing and Professional Cosplayer Yaya Han, Fan Expo Toronto.


Lord Hood and Professional Cosplayer Holly Wolf as Demon Hunter, Fan Expo Toronto.


Lord Hood and Professional Cosplayer Roylatistaylor, Fan Expo Toronto.


Lord Hood and Professional Cosplayer RoseMoon, Fan Expo Toronto.


Lord Hood, Lord Worthing and Professional Cosplayer Vera Bambi, Fan Expo Toronto.

Tuesday, August 13, 2019

International Squadron, Hawaiian Islands, 1889

The ships of the International Squadron, at Pearl Harbour, Hawaii

HMS Shannon, armoured cruiser, Great Britain


MNV Triomphante, central-battery ironclad, France


HIJMS Chishima, unprotected cruiser, Japan


HIRMS General Admiral, armoured cruiser, Russia


USS Petrel, patrol gunboat, United States of America


SMS Deutschland, central-battery ironclad, Germany


SMS Kaiser, central-battery ironclad, Austria-Hungary


HMCMS Sagunto, central-battery ironclad, Spain


HPMS Vasco da Gama, coastal defense ironclad, Portugal


CSS Tallahassee, unprotected cruiser, Confederate States of America


 
These ships represent their respective nations as station and patrol ships in the Kingdom of Hawai'i and it's associated islands. As various trade and communications routes pass through Hawaiian territorial waters, periodic anti-piracy patrols are mounted by these ships in co-ordination with the Hawaiian Royal Navy.

The Austro-Hungarian central-battery ironclad, SMS Lissa and the Japanese protected cruiser, HIJMS Unebi and the German armoured corvette SMS Oldenburg are scheduled to reinforce the squadron later this year. The Spanish ironclad Sagunto is due to return to Cavite Naval Dockyard in the Spanish Philippines for a long delayed refit to repair recent damage suffered in numerous actions against Red Serpentine Pirates. The Spanish Admiralty has announced that it will be replaced by their newest battleship HMCMS Pelayo.


SMS Lissa, central-battery ironclad, Austria-Hungary


HIJMS Unebi, protected cruiser, Japan


HMCMS Pelayo, barbette ship, Spain

SMS Oldenburg, armoured corvette (central-battery ironclad), Germany